Rob, manager, chef and head bottle washer over atGutRumbles , has a charming tale submitted by one of his loyal followers. It concerns, a taser, a cat, and a man with waaaaaay to much time on his hands. You might want to put any liquids down before reading. So go read and enjoy. It must be something in the water down there, as things are never this exciting up here north of the Mason-Dixon Line.