"Looking For America….Lawn By Lawn"


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Cues music…
“Get your motor runnin’
Head out on the highway
Lookin’ for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin’ go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space”
*Is brought back from “Route 66”, as “The Wife” ™ , comes over shouting something. Turns off mower*
“Huh….yes dear, I’ll get the grass between the sidewalk and the street…”
Re-start mower, re-cue music..
“I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin’ with the wind
And the feelin’ that I’m under
Yeah Darlin’ go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space”
*turns mower off again*
“Yes dear, make a list and I’ll go to the store after I’m done here…”
Re-re start mower and music…
“Like a true nature’s child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die
Born to be wild
Born to be wild”
*mower sputters an dies*
“Damn, where is that gas can…”
And so it goes.
From “Tales Of A Middle-aged Lawn-biker”
(and a tip of the squid lid and shameless ripping off of the photo from SlagleRock.)

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